Happy new month my people. It's your favourite amebo partner Spicy Nene and I'm here to serve you all the Lockdown tea as e dey hot. So while I leave you to go get wear your gossip hats, why not give me a minute to go grab my huge cup of tea...
Okay, so where were we?
Ehen, it looks like this Lockdown Season is going to be the most record-breaking yet! See how these Housemates entered Biggie's House and next thing, they are steady trending daily, owning these Twitter streets because there's always something interesting to keep us glued to our screens and plenty to gist and tweet about. Mad o!
Entanglements everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE!
You are not the only one who has been confused about the ships that have constantly been shifting course in Biggie's House. In their quest to get to know each other, Housemates have given us the real definition of falling in love at first sight. EÂ sure me say even cupid sef shock for this matter.Â
Speaking of entanglements, this one that Nengi is using Ozo to do anyhow and Dorathy has for some reason now friend-zoned him... can Biggie just send me into the House even if it's for just this Saturday Night Party, so I can show Ozo some good tender loving and care. He deserves it for being such a gentleman jare. Abi I lie?
The first week had me thinking Neo and Vee were just using us to catch better cruise in the game but to be honest eh, these two have given me more couple goals (or is it entanglement you people call it)Â than Will and Jada have. The only thing I don't like is the fact that they're always hiding under the sheets to do their mushy talk. Like c'mon guys, we're in this relationship together, so include the rest of us okay?
Ps: This is a Neo appreciation post for all the cute outfit slays he's been giving us back to back.
I lowkey feel these guys are married and they just came to use us to do small Nollywood. That's the only explanation for all the round-the-clock cuddling and hanging around each other that they do. I mean, do they even hang out with other Housemates? I can't deny that they look cute together sha and I also find it cute when Eric carries her without even flinching. God when ooo?
Our unofficial entanglements - Prince and Nengi (and Ozo/Dorathy), Kiddwaya and Erica (and Wathoni/Nengi). Omo, these Housemates won't give me headache trying to understand this thing they're doing. I'm not going to judge them sha, this is what happens when you put fine boys and girls together. Na so so confusion go full everywhere.
While we wait for things to unfold between these unofficial couples, let's keep enjoying Nengi leading Ozo and Prince on, while telling them they're just her friends. Let's also enjoy Kiddwaya telling Wathoni how cute they look together, while he cuddles up with his official bae and showers her with kisses.Â
Biggie, why am I not in this House again? Are we fighting ni?
The underdog of the season?
Brighto seemed reserved at first but just look at how he's gossiping about everyone! I mean who would have thought that Twitter's favourite meme and 'evangelist' is the lowkey instigator of all the lit midnight conversations that happen in that House. His favourite line seems to be "...do you know this Housemate likes you?"Â
Did you see him at the Saturday Night Party? Man was on fire and I can't wait for the dancefloor madness he'll unleash tonight. Please don't remove your shirt again o, that's for team six-packs only.
Flirting season!
No one flirts better than Kiddwaya and Nengi and it makes me think they might actually be good for each other. Team Kiddrica, don't come for me abeg.
Have you noticed that apart from flirting with other Housemates, Kiddwaya and Nengi also share a bit of flirting and teasing moments with each other? Take for instance, one time they were playing the 'ayo' and Kiddwaya asked Nengi who she liked in the House... which made me wonder if Ozo is truly his friend in that House sef, because if your guy likes a babe, shouldn't you be helping him build the ship? Anyway, back to the gist; Nengi replied saying, "I like you now, it's you I like". I was there thinking ah okay o, it's time for Kiddwaya to clear this babe so he can help his friend win her over. Only for my guy to say, "okay, apart from me, who do you like?"
See eh guys, all I have to say about this matter is that in this life just have money because it beats me why this same guy is leading Wathoni on, getting boo'ed up with Erica and also being flirty with Nengi. E be things for this Lockdown House sha... but lowkey (abi na highkey sef) the guy is a spec!
Who's got the keys to the friend zone?
Laycon seems to be leading this pack or is it Trikytee? Nah! It's got to be Laycon; why else will you still be around a lady who has clearly shown you that she doesn't find you attractive? At least Trikytee has accepted his friendzone and owned it with a big smile. I mean Laycon clearly gets hurt when he sees Erica with her House bae Kiddwaya but for some reason, he seems okay with being a shoulder to cry on when baby girl is going through relationship issues.
Seems our resident philosopher has caught the love bug, unfortunately for the wrong person.
Speaking of friend zones, where do we place Ozo and Dorathy, knowing fully well that their entanglement hasn't been fully disentangled? I'll leave you to decide.
More amebo
Praise seems to be having a swell time in the House o. From the accolades, Biggie gave him during the circus-themed Wager Challenge, to him winning this week's Arena Games and now a week of pampering? Must be nice!
Tochi is that one guy that seems lowkey but really isn't. This same Tochi was the one that made us know more about Nengi's relationship outside the House and subtly made her know that she is leading people on in the House.
Interestingly, Tochi likes Wathoni and Tolanibaj and he asked the resident couple, Kiddrica on the choice to make. That's how Kiddwaya said Wathoni is an easier choice because she's down for everything. Ah my chest is paining me, see why it's not good to be choosing only one man for your truth or dare options? You got to mix it up and confuse your enemies in order to avoid see finish o. (Please don't ask me how I know).
Let's stay tuned for his final choice, but till then, who would you rather ship him with?
The self-proclaimed boss lady Ka3na has had a topsy turvy week in Biggie's House. Food fights that led to her going into her shell but later coming out in a sexy pink dress. That girl sabi dance o and have you seen her unleash her wild side during truth or dare sessions? Then you don miss abeg. Next time go watch am, my hand dey pain me so I no fit gist you.
Kaisha is an interesting Housemate. I find her cute and funny at the same time.Or is she really a weirdo like Tolanibaj called her?
Lucy we need to seem more of Lucy beneath the temperamental individual she keeps showing us. But yesterday was mad o, she was involved in the late night games and didn't hold back at all. We need to see more of that baby girl!
You know that moment of what you ordered versus what they delivered? Tolanibaj promised us gbas gbos before entering the House and after the first day, my girl crawled back into her shell. I was so confused until Ebuka asked her and she said she's still observing. I can't lie sha, if not for her and Erica on the Saturday Night Party dance floor I would have gone into the House to beat all the Housemates.Â
Let's thank Ebuka for going to shake her table small, if not we wouldn't have seen her call Kaisha a weirdo with mental issues, neither would we have seen her fight a whole boss lady for food. Yes girl, give us some more drama! How may sunglasses did she bring into the House btw? Biggie please count and come and gist us abeg?
The naturally pretty dimpled lady who was the only girl to go to the first Satutday Night Party make up free is morphing into something that we never really expected. Sis was heard saying that she came to break tables. Kai! This sweet innocent face? I don't think this table will break again sha because na so so mouth she dey give us since. I hope it doesn't end in tears this one that Kiddwaya is already saying she's an easier target. My chest still dey pain me on top this issue.
Anyway, it's August, and it already seems like the month ushered in a new set of entanglements in Biggie's House, abi? 👀
While we await the second party of the Season, I can't help but imagine how dynamics in the House will change after the Lockdown Housemates experience their first Eviction night. Who do you think is leaving?
I don try for una today, so until next week, stay locked down and stay safe!
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